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“Tu Eres Un Pendejo – You’re My Friend” Tee – Hilariously Disrespectful Cuban Friendship Shirt for Real Ones 🇨🇺😂
If your friendships don’t involve daily insults followed by love… are they even Cuban? This “Tu Eres Un Pendejo | You're My Friend” shirt is the perfect Spanglish blend of disrespect and cariño — just how we show love in the 305.
Why this shirt works
Because calling someone a pendejo and your friend in the same sentence is peak Cuban friendship energy. If you’re not roasting your bestie, do you even love them?
Perfect for
Cuban-Americans, sarcastic best friends, Spanglish speakers, and anyone whose love language is bilingual verbal abuse.
This design makes a great gift for
Your best friend, your ride-or-die, your toxic (but loyal) primo, or that one person you love enough to call a pendejo… in public.
It’s not an insult. It’s a bond.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors include polyester • Lightweight and breathable fabric • Pre-shrunk for lasting fit • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made on-demand when ordered. This helps reduce overproduction. 🌱
Size Chart (inches)
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27
16.5
31–34
S
28
18
34–37
M
29
20
38–41
L
30
22
42–45
XL
31
24
46–49
2XL
32
26
50–53
3XL
33
28
54–57
4XL
34
30
58–61
5XL
35
31
62–65
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