I Came Here to Drink and F*** and I'm Almost Done Drinking Funny Party T-Shirt
The priorities were set. The timeline was established. You came here with a two-item agenda and one of those items is nearly complete. This shirt is the most efficient communication strategy ever worn to a party — bold, clear, and saving everyone involved a lot of time figuring out where the night is heading.
This adult humor tee is for the people who skip the small talk, cut straight to the point, and understand that life is short and so is the open bar window. Wear it to any event where honesty is the best policy and the beer is cold.
The Ultimate Party Gift for Bold Adults
For the friend who shows up with energy, stays until the end, and never wastes a single minute on anything boring. Birthday, bachelorette, tailgate, or any occasion where someone needs a shirt that matches their actual Friday night agenda.
Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight, breathable, pre-shrunk. Unisex S to 5XL. Made on demand. Free shipping on orders over $60.
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