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“Zero to Horny” Drinking Shirt – Hilariously Dirty Beer Tee for Party Legends & Bar Flirts 🍺🔥
Forget small talk — this shirt does the dirty work for you. The “Caution: Zero to Horny in 2–5 Beers” tee is your official party uniform if your love language is tequila and chaos. It’s bold, inappropriate, and painfully accurate for anyone who should come with a disclaimer after round two.
Why this shirt works It’s relatable AF. It’s got that perfect blend of beer-fueled truth, reckless charm, and flirty “come closer” energy. People won’t know whether to laugh, run, or buy you a drink.
Perfect for Bar crawls, bachelor/bachelorette parties, spring break, BBQs, Vegas trips, or any night that starts innocent and ends in… questionable decisions 🍻😏.
This design makes a great gift for Your wildest friend, the life of the party, beer lovers, party animals, or that one person who gets way too handsy after shot #3 (you know the one).
Drinks cold. Shirt hot. Vibes immaculate.
Product Details: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors include polyester • Lightweight and breathable fabric • Pre-shrunk for lasting fit • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made on-demand when ordered. This helps reduce overproduction. 🌱
Size guide
LENGTH
WIDTH
S (inches)
28
18
M (inches)
29
20
L (inches)
30
22
XL (inches)
31
24
2XL (inches)
32
26
3XL (inches)
33
28
4XL (inches)
34
30
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