Let’s be real — you’ve got the goods, so you make the rules. This shirt is funny, blunt, and as powerful as the woman wearing it. “I Have the Pu*** So I Call the Rules” is a head-turning, jaw-dropping, no-filter way to let everyone know: you're in charge.
Why this shirt works
It’s provocative, funny, and empowering all at once. It reclaims the word, flips the narrative, and turns everyday patriarchy on its head with one unapologetic line.
Perfect for
Girls' trips, bachelorette parties, club nights, brunch with savage energy, or just silencing weak opinions with fashion.
This design makes a great gift for
Fierce besties, boss babes, queens of chaos, or anyone who walks into the room like they own it (because they do).
Soft, empowering, and as bold as your favorite group chat.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors include polyester
• Lightweight and breathable fabric
• Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made on-demand when ordered.
This helps reduce overproduction.
Size guide
|
LENGTH |
WIDTH |
| XS (inches) |
27 |
16 ½ |
| S (inches) |
28 |
18 |
| M (inches) |
29 |
20 |
| L (inches) |
30 |
22 |
| XL (inches) |
31 |
24 |
|
LENGTH |
WIDTH |
| XS (cm) |
68.6 |
42 |
| S (cm) |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M (cm) |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L (cm) |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL (cm) |
78.7 |
61 |
Express Yourself Boldly
The 'I have the Pu* so I call the Rules Short' t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a bold feminist statement. This graphic tee empowers women by celebrating individuality and confidence. It's designed to spark conversations and challenge societal norms. Because of its eye-catching design, wearers will attract attention and inspire others to embrace their own strength and voice.
Comfort Meets Style
Made from high-quality fabric, this t-shirt ensures all-day comfort. It features a relaxed fit that works well for both men and women, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe. You can easily pair it with jeans or shorts. Plus, it is crafted to withstand daily wear and washing, so you won’t have to worry about it losing its charm. This t-shirt is not only stylish, but also built for long-lasting wear.
Perfect for Various Occasions
Whether you’re attending a feminist rally, hanging out with friends, or simply running errands, the 'I have the Pu* so I call the Rules Short' t-shirt is perfect for any occasion. It conveys a powerful message that resonates with many, allowing you to express your beliefs effortlessly. Therefore, it’s more than just apparel; it’s a way to show support for women's rights while staying comfortable and fashionable.