“Not Always a Dick” Graphic Tee – Brutal Honesty, Zero Filter, All Sass 😈🖕
Let’s be real — you’re not here to make friends. The “I’m Not Always a Dick… Just Kidding, Go F*ck Yourself” shirt is for the unapologetic kings and queens of sarcasm who don’t do fake small talk or sugar-coated nonsense. It’s the ultimate way to say “I’m nice… just not to you.”
Why this shirt works Because honesty is your love language — and this shirt is brutally fluent in it. It hits harder than your last breakup and gets more attention than your gym gains 💥.
Perfect for Savage Saturdays, gym bros with no chill, bar crawls, awkward family reunions, or just existing in public with a very clear message 🙃.
This design makes a great gift for That friend who never holds back, your savage sibling, bachelor/bachelorette party legends, or the coworker who's one HR visit away from greatness.
Soft. Loud. And absolutely savage.
Product Details: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors include polyester • Lightweight and breathable fabric • Pre-shrunk for lasting fit • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made on-demand when ordered. This helps reduce overproduction. 🌱
Size guide
LENGTH
WIDTH
S (inches)
28
18
M (inches)
29
20
L (inches)
30
22
XL (inches)
31
24
2XL (inches)
32
26
3XL (inches)
33
28
4XL (inches)
34
30
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