Santa’s not the only one coming to town. The “Jingle My Bells and I Will Guarantee a White Christmas” t-shirt is filthy, festive, and funny as hell — perfect for anyone who likes their holidays spiked and their humor extra inappropriate. Whether you’re the life of the party or the scandal of the gift exchange, this shirt will have people laughing (and blushing).
Why this shirt works It’s loaded with adult innuendo, perfectly disguised in classic Christmas cheer. A clever, NSFW twist on holiday tradition — and ideal for parties where no kids are allowed.
Perfect for Ugly sweater parties, naughty gift exchanges, holiday bar crawls, Friendsmas, or just causing chaos at your in-laws’ Christmas dinner.
This design makes a great gift for Your wildest friend, dirty-minded coworker, boyfriend with no filter, or that one aunt who drinks too much eggnog and says what everyone else is thinking.
Soft, cozy, and just cheeky enough to get away with, this unisex tee is the best kind of bad idea this holiday season.
Product Details: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors include polyester • Lightweight and breathable fabric • Pre-shrunk for lasting fit • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made on-demand when ordered. This helps reduce overproduction.
Size guide
LENGTH
WIDTH
CHEST
XS (inches)
27
16 ½
31-34
S (inches)
28
18
34-37
M (inches)
29
20
38-41
L (inches)
30
22
42-45
XL (inches)
31
24
46-49
LENGTH
WIDTH
CHEST
XS (cm)
68.6
42
78.7-86.4
S (cm)
71.1
45.7
86.4-94
M (cm)
73.7
50.8
96.5-104.1
L (cm)
76.2
55.9
106.7-114.3
XL (cm)
78.7
61
116.8-124.5
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