Name: Stop Staring at my Cock - Unisex t-shirt Great gift for him sarcastic humor
Brand: Miami 305 Shirts
SKU: 5612886_9575
Price: 23.95 USD
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Stop Staring at my Cock - Unisex t-shirt - Miami 305 Shirts

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Stop Staring at My Cock Funny Double Entendre Sarcastic T-Shirt

It's a rooster. Obviously. What exactly did you think this shirt was going to say? This Stop Staring at My Cock tee is the master class in bait-and-switch humor — completely clean, entirely innocent, and guaranteed to make everyone who reads it do a slow double-take followed by an involuntary laugh they weren't prepared for.

Wear it anywhere. Family barbecue. Office casual Friday. The grocery store. The reaction is always the same: a pause, a reread, and then — there it is. The laugh. Every time. Without fail.

The Perfect Gag Gift for Anyone with a Sense of Humor

For fans of wordplay, double entendres, and any shirt that works twice — once when you read it fast and once when you actually think about it. Birthday, holiday, white elephant party, or just because someone in your life needs a shirt that makes everyone around them laugh.

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100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight, breathable, pre-shrunk. Unisex S to 5XL. Made on demand. Free shipping on orders over $60.

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Stop Staring at my Cock - Unisex t-shirt Great gift for him sarcastic humor

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