We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Perfect for Humor Lovers
If you love humor, our funny t-shirt is an ideal addition to your wardrobe. Featuring the phrase 'I am not always a dick...just kidding, go fuck yourself,' this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a little sass. Wearing this shirt not only tells a joke but invites laughter and fun conversations. People will surely notice your unique style, and you'll resonate with fellow humor enthusiasts!
Unisex Design for Everyone
This t-shirt is designed as a unisex piece, making it suitable for all genders. The stylish fit ensures that everyone can wear it comfortably, whether you're hanging out with friends or running errands. Its casual style allows you to pair it with jeans, shorts, or even lounge pants. It's a versatile t-shirt, so you can feel confident while showcasing your personality.
Quality and Comfort
Comfort is key when it comes to everyday wear, and our funny t-shirt delivers. Made from high-quality materials, it feels soft against the skin and allows for ease of movement. The durable print ensures that your funny phrase will remain intact even after many washes. So, not only do you get a shirt that makes people laugh, but you'll also have a comfortable and long-lasting piece in your collection!
