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Funny T-shirt - I'm Fat because everytime I fuck your mom she makes me a sandwich
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
Humor That Hits Home
Wearing our hilarious 'I'm Fat because everytime I fuck your mom she makes me a sandwich' t-shirt is sure to turn heads. This funny t-shirt combines humor with a bold statement, making it a conversation starter. It's perfect for those who appreciate witty and edgy jokes, ensuring that you’ll get plenty of laughs. People not only enjoy a good joke, but they also cherish the memories associated with funny apparel, so let this t-shirt become part of your story.
Comfort Meets Style
This unisex t-shirt offers both comfort and style. Made from high-quality materials, it feels soft against your skin while allowing for breathability. You can wear it during a casual day out or lounge at home. The fit is designed to flatter everyone, regardless of your body shape. Because it provides both a comfy feel and a humorous design, you’ll be excited to show it off in any situation.
Perfect Gift for Friends
Looking for the perfect gift idea? This funny t-shirt makes an excellent choice for friends with a good sense of humor. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or just because, it’s a gift that brings joy and laughter. Friends will appreciate the joke as well as the quality of the shirt. Therefore, you can’t go wrong when you choose this unique tee as a gift that keeps on giving fun memories.
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