I'm Not Always a Dick – Just Kidding, Go F*ck Yourself Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt
Full transparency, offered upfront: the "not always" part was doing a lot of heavy lifting, and if you made it past the comma, you already know exactly who this shirt is for. This brutally honest, zero-filter tee is for people who have stopped pretending to be nicer than they are and would like a shirt that matches their actual personality.
Bold. Honest. Perfectly comfortable to wear all day while you go about your very reasonable, completely appropriate life. No notes.
The Perfect Gift for the Person with No Filter
For sarcastic friends, direct communicators, and anyone who has been told they're "too honest" and considered that a compliment. Birthday, holiday, or any occasion where the best gift is one that makes the person receiving it laugh and immediately recognize themselves.
Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight, breathable, pre-shrunk. Unisex S to 5XL. Made on demand. Free shipping on orders over $60.
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